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[Simon was not in his room when the flood hit, which means there is currently a tuxedo cat sitting on one of the counters in the infirmary, because he his a cat and will sit where he damn wants to, thank you very much.

... Also his comm was up here and it's hard enough to access it with paws without having to knock it off the counter and drag it somewhere else.]

Homura? Are you okay? [His tail swishes back and forth a little, visibly irritated. He's somewhere between really frustrated and kind of freaking out, because he's a cat, and this is sort of a decidedly NOT AWESOME first flood to be affected by.]

What exactly is the procedure when something like this happens? Do we even know how many people are affected? ... Do we even have food for anyone who's a big predator? [Because, frankly, the alternative is sort of a terrifying thought. And while he's eaten lousier food than cat food, he's still not really in any rush to try it out.

He heaves a short, annoyed sigh.] And I guess if anyone gets hurt, get in touch with one of the other doctors, if they're not affected. I don't think I'm going to be much use until this is over. [And if a cat can roll its eyes, you can bet Simon wants to do it right now, but.] The novelty of not having thumbs has already warn off.

[ooc: Simon can be understood and communicate with everyone, affected or not! Also if anyone wants to run into him in the infirmary, they are welcome to. :3]

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I'm not really a cat. It's not like I'm going to get in the way.

If you were a patient, would you want a cat in the environment where you were being treated?

In most cases, having animal companions around has actually been proven to help patients feel more relaxed in hospital environments.

Are you planning to help relax anyone?

Not... really. [People petting him sounds crummy. B(

But in his defense!] There aren't any patients in here, right now.

[Obviously, there's no vets on call. B| But whatever Simon, there's a teenage girl coming into the Infirmary now to find you.]

[Simon doesn't move to get off the counter when she comes in, but he does straighten up so he's sitting on his haunches, staring at her.]

Hi.

Hello.

[No messing about, Simon, she's already reaching out to pick you up.

...it's really just as well you're not albino, her response to talking white cat-like creatures with red eyes is hit and miss nowadays.]

[He makes a sort of annoyed noise, but doesn't move away or hiss or otherwise move to get off the counter. Fine, go ahead, have your fun. There are other quiet places to nap. B(]

Is this really necessary?

[She cradles him against her body, which seems like a weirdly intimate thing to do with a cat who is also a grown man who has also been given responsibility for your wellbeing...but she doubts carrying him by the scruff of his neck would go down well.]

...We don't know what else is on the ship. It would be safer if you were somewhere with a door that locks.

[It is kind of weird, and maybe a little uncomfortable if not entirely unpleasant, but Simon figures the best thing to do is just sit tight and go along with it for now, although he might start squirming to be put down eventually because that's enough of this, tyvm. B|]

I don't want to spend the next few days locked up somewhere, Homura.

That isn't what I said. You should have the option. The Infirmary is too open, it isn't safe.

[God dammit Simon just let her look after you :c]

[He is an adult you're like a dead fourteen year old who needs to be taken care of here. :|]

I'll be careful. I'm hungry.

[She ponders this. While she considers taking care of small grievances like hunger on the Barge to be the equivalent of scratching a slight itch while you're on fire...he's a cat. She can be flexible.]

Cats can just have meat, can't they? That bald Warden was talking about making sure everyone had something to eat.

I don't want to hunt for my food, if that's what you're suggesting. I don't even know how one goes about doing that. [Even if ripping off a chipmunk's head sounded kind of awesome and wasn't that a horrible thought. :|]

I was suggesting that one of us should talk to her about getting you something to eat. Even if you do have predatory instincts, you don't have experience. There's no reason for you to be any better at hunting than a day-old kitten.

I could still try. [... Wait.] Not that I want to. [Hunter instincts are confusing and unwanted. B(]

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