八 | video

[anidiotchild]

[Simon turns on the video feed and looks... much more normal and well put together than he has been over the last few days. He's sitting in his room, and while he seems like his normal, sort of stiff self, there's maybe a little bit of melancholy to his expression.]

I'd like to apologize for my behavior over the last few days. I guess the port's effects took a while to wear off completely. I'll be taking up regular shifts in the infirmary again.

[He considers putting out a message for River, or maybe the rest of the crew, but ultimately decides against it, click off the feed without saying anything else.]

Comments

I have said that tears are delicious, haven't I

[andaskmewhatisee]

[No Simon you aren't listening >(]

I'll take a turn.

you're a tear vampire

[anidiotchild]

[... Wait.

RIVER NO, DO NOT MAKE A DEAL WITH THE ADMIRAL.]

River, it's okay.

i vant to make you cry

[andaskmewhatisee]

[YEAH NOW YOU LISTEN]

It isn't okay to leave crew behind. Can't be Simon Tam without Serenity. Can't be Simon Tam without River Tam.

WELL YOU ARE SUCCEEDING ;;

[anidiotchild]

[BUT IT'S TERRIBLE AND DANGEROUS AND ALKJFDSLGJKLJH;RKLGJ NOT ALLOWED ;;]

I said I wouldn't be gone long, didn't I? [Ugh come here he wants to hug you. :c]

MY HUNGRY CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT MUST FEAST...ON YOUR TEARS

[andaskmewhatisee]

Bad liar.

THAT'S GROSS

[anidiotchild]

I'm sorry. Please don't worry too much.

I AM PERHAPS TAKING THIS TOO FAR

[andaskmewhatisee]

Can't stop the river from flowing, not even if you dam it up.

Connection faulty. Wires tripping. [She doesn't know how long this will last :C] Stay where it doesn't burn.

NOPE NEVER

[anidiotchild]

I'll be safe. The captain's with me. And there are some good people here.

WELL GOOD CAUSE I BOUGHT THIS VIAL FOR TEARS

[andaskmewhatisee]

Some.

WELL OKAY :C

[anidiotchild]

Enough.

C:

[andaskmewhatisee]

You have to come home.

I'm in a family way.

omg have I mentioned you're my favorite

[anidiotchild]

[.........................................................]

What?

it may have come up 8]

[andaskmewhatisee]

[And she is disappearing from the screen because SHE NEEDS A PILLOW and when she comes back there is def one stuffed under her shirt.]

Uncle Simon. Can't be on a hellboat without Beelzebub and bitchforks and fire when the baby comes.

well I am bringing it up again

[anidiotchild]

[YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF HIM.]

River, don't joke about things like that.

accepted C:

[andaskmewhatisee]

This is why you have to come home. Serenity misses you, Simon.

I think I'll name it Firefly.

good c:

[anidiotchild]

I'll be home soon. Just... don't joke about that. [Next thing you know you'll be saying Jayne's the father and then Simon will have to seriously contemplate suicide because THAT IMAGE. D:]

[andaskmewhatisee]

Jayne said it don't ruttin' matter what it's name is.

[Your sister is the worst C:]

[anidiotchild]

[ABSOLUTE WORST OMG, Simon is literally facehandsing because OH GOD THAT IMAGE. There is maybe some muttered Chinese swearing.]

River, no, God, of all people- [He knows you're kidding it's just horrifying to even think about okay. B(]

[andaskmewhatisee]

[AND SHE IS FLASHING A BIG GRIN.]

Made you wince. Two for flinching. [And she pulls the pillow from under her shirt, rocking it in her arms.]

Don't mean to take your job. Pronouncing it a healthy baby pillow.

[Come home bro you have a pillow niece/nephew to look after B(

[anidiotchild]

[Alright fine, Simon's laughing a little at that. He'll be home soon. :c Sort of. :c]

Well, there's one good thing to come out of this.

[andaskmewhatisee]

Made you smile.

[But hers is fading because she is not there to make you smile which means you probably never smile which means you are probably miserable which means you need some big damn heroes to rescue you you big dummy.]

You don't belong there. Serenity misses you.

[anidiotchild]

I miss it, too. I swear I'll be home soon, Mei-Mei.

[andaskmewhatisee]

Don't commit acts smarter people wouldn't commit.